Why settle for keeping my charming smile on your book-shelf when you can have it pinned to your wall too! This 7 X10.5 charmer shows your guests that you are a person of refined literary and artistic tastes.
Heck, if you buy it, I’ll even sign a custom message on it for you! Want me to say something racy, something romantic? You can tell people we’re going out… or that I we had a one night stand, your call, and I’ll totally back you up in front of your friends. Totally.
Just put your instructions to me in the order form.